March 2012
1 post
@Hulu Plus, smart move going back to 2 Ads per break… I had my finger on the cancel button there for a while…
February 2012
3 posts
Nerd Smack Talk: Yo momma’s so fat, she used Fat Booth on the iPhone and came out thinner… Ohhhhhhhh!!!
Just a heads up for you Xbox 360 users out there.. The update noticeably improves performance and fixes the Netflix color problem..
Ahhh.. A refreshing mid-day nap… I feel great…
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
6 posts
Note to self: Eating 3 Lean Gourmet meals does not = a lean meal…
Just made about 25-30 lbs of Beer Chili…. I want to send my deepest apologies to my future self who has no future beyond the toilet…
If someone would just develop a container that EASILY dispenses relish onto a hot dog, they would become a VERY rich man…
August 2011
9 posts
I have an important secret to tell everyone… I am a never-nude….
The DC Earthquake photo: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqelt0fQ2x1qcb5foo1_500.jpg
If only I could get in shape to run….
I kinda want to go on a date and ONLY use Anchorman quotes just to see how it goes…. Just curious…
July 2011
7 posts
My brother and I just completed watching all 31 episodes of Tom Goes to the Mayor IN ONE NIGHT… I’m proud of our amazing achievement..
June 2011
7 posts
Oakley and I just got the 50 mcnugget meal, yet they still enforced the 6 sauce limit… Assholes..
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
Yay! Just got my account suspended from my ISP thanks to my “alleged” torrenting habits.. Have to sign a paper in the morning…
I have made a loaf of bread and it has risen!!
We still have no power from last night’s storm…. :(
My idiot neighbors were outside yelling at 60 mph winds and giant storm. Is it bad I was hoping for natural selection to run its course?
March 2011
4 posts
Attention all idiots. It is 10:25 CT, not 9:25…. Yours truly , savings time from the daylight…
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
Wow. Kalemsoft Media Player is awesome on the Pre!! A MUST have if you have preware… Best remote access I’ve ever seen!!
